Monday, July 28, 2014

exit152:

the idea of wearing jeans that are not skinny jeans terrifies me now i can’t remember what i used to do with all that extra space around my ankles 

spookylaureate:

one of the “emotional outbursts” Senator Shockwave got suspended for was him getting on top of the desk and kicking over Senator Proteus’ latte and screaming “How do you like me now, motherfucker?” after the popularity polls came back

pietromaixmoff:

Wow that guardians of the galaxy movie sure does look great

pietromaixmoff:

Wow that guardians of the galaxy movie sure does look great

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

bugladies:

hannibal is a bad show because like why dont they just send robocop after hannibal?? he cant eat a robot. he literally cant stop him

(Source: rhettandlink)

greathaircut:

it turns out I didn’t imagine the movie where poohs friends think he died in crystal hell cave

I’m going to be rethinking a lot of things tonight

(Source: grevenz)

pawnkyoo:

godgarfsatan:

your “aesthetic” wont save you when you’re facing the endless inferno of Hell

my aesthetic is the endless inferno of Hell 

(Source: boongish)

(Source: memewhore)

postllimit:

imagine playing this and getting to say “SHREKMATE”

postllimit:

imagine playing this and getting to say “SHREKMATE”

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.